This section features memorable quotes. Criteria: Said by someone who plays or has played XIII. Memorable. Funny. Random. Hey by the way, we have so many quotations that they are divided into several pages. Choose a page in the submenu above. Then go get some quatation marks and send yours!

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Hey Jonni, do we use teamplay?

– Nick asking Jonni a rhetorical question right before the start of a clanwar.

manofhe

– ManOfHell's new nick by rixrax and haN because it was almost similar. Typing 'manofhe' on MSN made an emoticon appear where the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air was dancing.

German?

– Every 12-year-old German player.

Finish Elite Soldiers

– A very common misspelling of the previously mentioned name, maybe deliberate, maybe not.

Finnish Elite Soldiers

– Very precisely localized full name of a clan.

A clan of luminosity and skills

– An ambitious slogan used on a website.

The Croc Guy calls it quits

– 'niLotiCus' ending the flamewar between FES and DnD.

This is massacre for leaving DnD

– A laggy Mexican Platform 02 server abusing by Kamikaze.

*-]:{D

– Jonni using some weird ass-like smileys.

gg no re newbies

– BBV is happy.

gg

– Sarcastically by ACAB, should you commit a suicide.

we seek revange

– An ironic mistake in the banner on wsR's website after Skullfire lectured everyone about how their English sucked.

...but at least they didn't camp at the grenades (like FES)

– Funny cheapshot by Furiou5. Came out of nowhere.

oh look another grenade noob

– nopain still keeping his calm during the clanwar.

all in all

– ToMMy finishing up his detailed clanwar reports.

HERE

– haN shouting the way in Puzzle. I never knew where the fuck 'HERE' was.

I am unstoppable under full moon

– Yes. JKA is a fucking werewolf.

\m/ POWER METAL COLLECTOR \m/

– JKA, a guy who likes collecting metal which is powerful!

did he sing that shit

– lickM's first reaction after watching #toxic, and spring never came.

I'm going to play tank

– Blizzard's way of saying he's going to utilize his host advantage by defending with full armor and spraying with the AR.

Legends never die

– w0Lfi wrote this somewhere, and some people copied it shortly afterwards.

At everything there must come an end

– w0Lfi bringing the message of YKZA's end.

OMG XIII IS GOING TO DIE

– Some drama queens when ubi.com is down for an hour.

YKZA, HN and DnD are dead. This is the end for XIII

– Some more drama queens with some crap deductions.

Best German XIII Clan

– -HN- wanted some recognition! Anyone who didn't show it had to be crucified.

Too bad seymour died

– rixrax with a voice like he didnt care. :( Im still hurt.

Tea.

– Blizzard answered what the noise was during every session of Age of Empires II.

WTF HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE!?

– urDead while playing any Puzzle map, at any point.

Us, French, do play a lot of games that you don't even know but who are truly skilled : Quake 1 ; RF ; Doom 2

– The word 'logic' is not found in Tails's dictionary.

Being German is already a role of submissivity

– Tails is such a nice person.

Teamspeak creates lag/ is a cheat. Centerview is part of the game

– JKA and Skullfire didn't have any microphone.

I understand that I have won about 4862 clanwars and lost about 3

– PAE boasting.

I have facts I have proof, we were the best..

– PAE trying to compensate the small lenght of his penis.

...but we were hot

– Furiou5 in some clanwar report. Maybe he should have used another word...

brb

– N.F0rc3r every fucking 5 minutes.

BART, YOGHURT

– It seems like N.F0rc3r has some serious business to attend to.

I'm going to eat

– lickM says this about 8-12 times a day. I'm serious.

Xaxaxaxa!

– Tails's retarted way of laughing.

I see copied CSS movies!

– Tails is being paranoid.

I'm the best. It's the truth.

– BeLia as usual.

YOU'LL GONNA MAKE ME LOSE MY MIND, UP IN HERE UP IN HERE

– haN singing his favorite song.

Hi guys, I need some actors for a new project!

– The 74th time Destroyer is starting a new project in a period of approximately 2.75 weeks.

baQ with new skill

– iceman came back as a different man after his holiday.

yop

– Bob greets you.

I make site FIGN = FES is grenade noob

– nopain kept his calm during a clanwar.

I dont feel like dancing...

– Laurens with his low-pitched voice flawlessly executes an annoying song.

GODD FIGHT

– Some random guy enjoyed his game a bit too much.

I make the mouse of I buy the mouse

– Nursa-TR with his midlife crisis.

I need people who can kill me

– Solteg gave his reason to leave eRRoR, srsly.

18 cm

– Solteg responding to a typical haN question.

MARTEN, YOU NEED TO EAT SOMETHING

– Solteg's dad interrupting our Skype conversation. Why he was talking in English remains a mystery.

<YOUTUBE LINK> LOL SCRUBS LMAO ROFL

– Destroyer after a random scrubs video.

It's me, MoTeL!

– haN while joining us on TeamSpeak, quoting m0teL's MSN PM.

gebash0rt

– LiL JaY was amused after a lost eRRoR clanwar - he didn't play in it.

JA KLAR, SCHEISSE, ALDA, OPFER

– cHriZ/her0 during any game of CS/XIII.

VITTU, PERKELE, SAATANA

– Any Finnish guy.

...OMG VON HINTEN

– Bjorni, showing his true colors.

ACHTUNG ACHTUNG

– Mo1 imitating a true German, flawlessly.

Du bist komisch - du nicht.

– lickM finally finding out he's not talking to a German but to me, after 20 minutes of chat, in German.

He's gonna do a DenD

– Every FES member, just before someone was about to kamikaze you with a grenade.

Your mother just bought a beautiful new bike

– Some random guy, out of nowhere.

PLATTY PLATTY PLATTY

– All DnD guys.

TEMPLE TEMPLE TEMPLE

– All French guys.

He had to kiss his mom

– Darko explaining to us why Vario couldn't substitute in a clanwar.

WANNAWAR

– WAR-KUALALUMPUR and WAR-2HODEN searching for a WAR.

'I'm only 13 years old, but I have already masturbated

– TreXoR's first message to Blizzard.

I named my XIII map porn, and now my sister deleted it, so I can't submit my map

– m0teL's logic explanation for not turning in his map at the first InsideXIII mapping contest.

can misafir in fes

– LordofNursa-Tr's fully comprehensible statement during a DM game.

I'm in XIII with crocodile thing

– Laurens slowly utters these words in TeamSpeak during a game.

WO-AAH! WO-AAH!

– Bombastic utterance by Geld, doubled by TeamSpeak.

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